AYORNI NI PAYASO [Clown's Irony]

Patty The Mutt vs Brownie the Chow-chow

2010-07-12T23:00:00.000+09:00

I heard you barking. Yeah, and who gives a damn anyway? Girl, you're a bitch. A snob bitch. So, never, ever bark like an insecure common mutt. Rather, bark and how like a dignified bitch. Yeah, sure she has that fluffly brown fur. But can you imagine her all wet? Hahaha! She would definitely loose the looks. But you?! Whoa1 hold on girl. You're stunning with your shiny black fur, wet or

Matane Ryutaro

2010-03-24T02:38:00.008+09:00

Ryutaro,Anata no koto ga koishiku naru to omoimasu.Ai shi teru Ryu kun...Ryutaro Jan 4, 2002 - Mar 21, 2010Matane,Onesan Payaso ♥♥♥

Heaven On Earth

2010-03-05T13:54:00.000+09:00

This is Bora Bora in French Polynesia. I can't wait to see this in the near future. Haaaay...:-) Photo by Tahiti Tourisme

To the Lonely Single: Why you should NOT Fall in LOve and Why Waiting Sucks

2010-01-12T23:47:00.001+09:00

I wanted to be married since age 4, and the goal was to be married by perhaps max at age 22. And though I finally settled at 29, I always tell my husband “I wish I knew you earlier”. And Lord God, why didn’t I? I could have been spared all the heartaches and misery I had to deal for years!!! But I can only imagine God giving me this lopsided grin, asking : “Oh,Really?” And with a scratch on my

Forgive.

2009-11-07T09:17:00.002+09:00

It is time to finally forgive myself. I have carried the guilt, the shame for long enough. I have kept my wounds open for long enough. The time has come to let go, to heal. I'll keep the lessons and let the pain heal. Yes, I know what I'm talking about.

I Failed to Remember

2009-07-16T12:52:00.000+09:00

June 10, 2008 was my first post on this blog and that makes... MY BLOG'S 1ST BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday Payaso!!! My last post was the day after my blog's birthday. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Getting old. Affirmative. Today is my birthday. Care to greet me?

Navel and Tongue Rings

2009-06-11T21:26:00.002+09:00

Plano ko bumili nito at saka nito. K'se dati may navel and tongue piercings ako, eh kaso nagsara na dahil tinanggal ko na kaya clip-ons nalang muna siguro (nyahaha...napapaesep kse ako kung pabubutasan ko ba ulit). Yung tongue ring ko kse dati ay solid titanium medical na de-ikot yung pakaw. Ang tanda ko, lunch time namin no'n tapos may nakagat akong matigas tapos nilunok ko. Tapos maya-maya

From Your Bottom To My Face

2009-06-03T13:38:00.003+09:00

On Sunday night during the 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards, when Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-ego Bruno descended from the rafters and landed fanny-first on Eminem's head, most folks figured that the rapper's rage was the real deal. Suckers! Not only was Eminem in on the joke, he and Baron Cohen rehearsed it to make sure it would all go according to plan.You can check out Yahoo! Buzz Log and Chicago

Undoubtedly K.O.B.

2009-06-03T13:23:00.000+09:00

In becoming forcibly and essentially aware of my mortality, and of what I wished and wanted for my life, however short it might be, priorities and omissions became strongly etched in a merciless light, and what I most regretted were my silences. Of what had I ever been afraid? To question or to speak as I believed could have meant pain, or death. But we all hurt in so many different ways, all the

Copied and Pasted Lists of Toxicity

2009-05-27T15:42:00.003+09:00

Although we like to think that the people in our lives are well-adjusted, happy, healthy minded individuals, we sometimes realize that it just isn't so. Personally, I've had moments where I'll be skipping through my day, happy as can be, thinking life is grand and BAM, I'll be blindsided by someone who manages to knock the happy wind out of my sails. Sometimes it is easy to write it off and

Pagninilay

2009-05-24T10:16:00.007+09:00

Si Mr. Nognog and obchoinkchoink. The tall and the petite. The man who works in the middle east and a housewife in pinas. A happy couple. Just got married in a christian garden wedding. so happy for them. Kung gusto n'yo pang kiligin at mapangiti, punta lang kayo sa blog ng ardeytology.

Honey Bee

2009-05-22T12:24:00.008+09:00

I am enjoying listening to her music and I'm pretty sure you'll love her too. Enjoy!Zee Avi performs Honey Bee, Bitter Heart, Kantoi, and Monte from her self titled debut album on Brushfire Records.For more info, you can check out her site: zeeavi.com---------------------------Filipinos and Malaysians don't differ in looks that much, eh? Well, do you still remember your history? Malay, Indo at

BuzzTrend Bringing YouTube and Twitter Together

2009-05-18T13:32:00.002+09:00

Langyaw

2009-05-18T13:15:00.004+09:00

To anyone contemplating a similar leap of faith, he has this to say:Go ahead, follow your heart! But at the same time, be brepared. -Estan CabigasIt's Langyaw's anniversary! Kudos sa iyo kabayan!

Where's My Pump?

2009-05-18T01:17:00.001+09:00

I'm on the verge of giving up.Have to go back to the place of 'remembrance.'Remember that...You are blessed to be a blessing.You have been through so much and this one is just one of those things.If every part of your bone wants to quit, the more you shouldn't quit.This too shall pass.For what its worth, it's never too late.From a naive, despondent soul wearing a smiling face. It's me, Payaso

Cut Your Own Hair

2009-05-15T15:58:00.005+09:00

I gave myself a haircut. Literally. I am not an expert in cutting hairs, but I do know how. Photographic memory serves me well when I first tried to cut my hair. Just put some clip here and there, cut here and there. Voila! I have my new layered hairstyle. When my mom saw that I can cut hair, she even asked me to cut her hair and paid me. Hahaha! Not just my mom, but my brother's as well.

Wrinkly Tattoo

2009-05-15T15:54:00.000+09:00

BFF

2009-05-15T14:49:00.003+09:00

I miss watching Tagalog Movies. :(

I Love You, Man

2009-05-15T13:34:00.005+09:00

Just seen I Love You, Man starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. A boy-man comedy genre that is more than likeable. It was even commented by Peter Travers of RollingStone as hugely enjoyable. It didn't make me laugh out loud but I find it funny though. It's Rated-R so there are some jokes and pervasive language that I can't dig or...let's just say I'm bleepin' it on my mind. LOL for me. Well,

Happily Melancholic

2009-05-14T20:58:00.004+09:00

I am predominantly melancholic and I'm a work in progress. I may think or wallow too much, but hey, that's me. Meet me in person, you'll gonna love me. Wink!I've tried this test just for fun from Jehiah that gave me results of:43% Melancholy, 30% Phlegmatic, 20% Choleric and 8% Sanguine. As much as i wanted to be sanguine, I can't. Me sad. :( Okay, I have to brush away those negative thoughts

Drifting Away

2009-05-13T23:07:00.007+09:00

I'm sorry I haven't talked to you in so long. I feel I've been lost. No bearings, no compass. I kept crashing into things, a little crazy, I guess. I've never been lost before. You were my true north. I could always steer for home when you were my home. Forgive me for being so angry when you left. I still think some mistakes been made and I'm waiting for God to take it back. But I'm doing better

For What It's Worth

2009-05-13T22:55:00.003+09:00

For what it's worth, it is never too late, or in my case, too early to be whenever you wanna be. There's no time limit. Start whenever you want. You can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. You can make the best or worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that'll startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet

Celebs on Twitter!

2009-05-07T12:31:00.002+09:00

Museum

2009-05-07T12:15:00.001+09:00

Real beauty

2009-05-03T21:21:00.004+09:00

"It has nothing to do with makeup. A really beautiful woman takes good care of herself, of her body, and radiates a strong, happy heart." -Pati DubroffAmen.For more you can go to Oprah.com

My Dog's IQ

2009-05-03T20:12:00.004+09:00

My 7-year-old ShihTzu's IQ scored 17. Not bad for an oldie, huh? Well we adopted him early this year because his owner can't take care of him owner because they're leaving the country. They were planning to put him to sleep since no one wants to adopt an old dog. Poor doggy, so we decided to take him in. Since then, he's my closest companion from being my nap buddy to my exercise buddy to my

Au De Natural

2009-05-03T20:11:00.000+09:00

Matthew likes his own scent so much he NEVER wears deodorant or cologne. Apparently, the only leading lady to ever complain was Kate Hudson, who would bring salt rock (natural deodorant) to the set of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" and beg him to wear it. Matthew would refuse, saying he liked to smell like himself. He claims he showers a few times daily, which shocked us, since we've always

Obama

2009-04-30T11:03:00.005+09:00

To My Confused Friend

2009-04-29T14:09:00.014+09:00

A friend of mine asked me what I think about his current situation. His girlfriend dumped him for another guy and he's trying to move on with his life. He's currently trying to woo someone when all of a sudden his ex-girlfriend called him up and asked him if they could mend their previous relationship . He's confused. I dunno what's the real deal between him and his current 'almost friend'

Lung Cancer

2009-04-23T14:31:00.001+09:00

How to Find Men/Women Within Your Perimeter

2009-04-15T20:47:00.003+09:00

If you are still single and looking for a potential mate within your perimeter let's say 40 mile radius, I guess you can use the Drake equation.The Drake equation (also sometimes called the "Green Bank equation", the "Green Bank Formula," or often erroneously labeled the "Sagan equation") is a famous result in the fields of exobiology and the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI).This

Smile, Smile and Smile!

2009-04-15T16:02:00.000+09:00

If you want to know whether your marriage will survive, look at your spouse's yearbook photos. Psychologists have found that how much people smile in old photographs can predict their later success in marriage. "Maybe smiling represents a positive disposition towards life," said study leader Matthew Hertenstein, a psychologist at DePauw University in Indiana. "Or maybe smiling people attract

Global Stage

2009-04-02T06:03:00.007+09:00

My boyfriend is taking the global stage and of course, he had inspiring words that brings beyond optimism with other countries. "The United States and the United Kingdom have stood together through thick and thin, through war and peace, through hard times and prosperity, and we've always emerged stronger by standing together," Obama said next to a beaming Brown.Optimism is such a good thing that

Adele

2009-04-02T02:08:00.001+09:00

Chasing Pavements - AdeleMore at MP3-Codes.comNice voice for a 20-yr-old-girl, right? Well, she won two Grammy Awards. You can check out her video here and I recommend this one. Have fun!

Finishing Last

2009-03-19T00:32:00.001+09:00

Things that are easily acquired, obtained, or maintained, without any effort or sacrifice, lack value... it's human nature.Maybe...Source

PAKIUSAP...

2009-03-14T21:01:00.001+09:00

SPREAD THE WORD.

Circular Star Tracks

2009-03-11T22:12:00.001+09:00

A 45-minute time exposure made for circular star tracks is seen over this run-down barn along County Road A near Iron River, Wis., Sunday night, Feb. 15, 2009. During the time exposure, the barn was lit with a battery powered spotlight using a technique called light painting.(AP Photo/Nate Rendulich) Amazing isn't it? To have more information regarding time exposures, you can check out these

Errata

2009-03-11T02:21:00.002+09:00

The Eraserheads went onstage for their reunion concert on August 30, 2008 at the Fort Open Field, Taguig City, which was cut short unexpectedly. The continuation of the concert was held at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds on March 7, 2009. However, according to the band, the new concert will not be a continuation, but rather "a whole new gig" because they will do "totally new things" compared

ERASERHEADS: The Final Set

2009-03-09T15:54:00.006+09:00

I love them. Filipinos love them. Especially if you come to know them while you're growing up. You'll agree with me. Their songs are easy to sing songs. Songs that inspired so many artists/bands nowadays; has meaningful lyrics, sometimes funny or sometimes tells you something about their or our ordinary lives. But the most wonderful thing about it is that you remember your childhood. You

Hanuba!

2009-03-07T23:46:00.000+09:00

a. don't force me to give reasons..i have none..don't give me that silly look, dabbing me with scrutiny, you don't run my life and I don't either...so better yet, let's mind our own lives..and, one thing more... never ask why.. var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln0'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links =

Great Things Start from Small Beginnings

2009-03-04T12:59:00.001+09:00

I was trying to make a boat and an airplane out of paper. I can't remember. Well...Grateful for the net! Hahaha!How to Make a Paper BoatHow to Make Paper AirplanesImages from Charlie 2.0 and 10paperairplanes

Trust-O-Meter

2009-02-28T01:47:00.000+09:00

Start by thinking of someone important to you, and rate your trust in that person on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 = lowest possible trust, 5 = highest). Then, evaluate the person by recalling your observations of his or her behavior. Here are a few obvious questions I've found very helpful in quantifying the trustworthiness of people in my own life. The first three are the "yes" questions; if Person X

She is past it...

2009-02-25T19:05:00.004+09:00

I think a friend of mine needs to reassess... Look, i am ugly॥ yet one can have a feeling here that blinds a man while he loves you॥ he thinks you're beautiful and one day, for no reason at all, he sees you ugly as you really are... and he is not blind anymore...and you see yourself as ugly as he sees you and you lose your man and your feeling..then one day। the feeling, that idiotic feeling that

Mixed Feelings...

2009-02-25T19:05:00.000+09:00

I don't know what it is but I can relate to a friend. It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln0'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) {

Boomerang Children

2009-02-23T00:15:00.003+09:00

What it means? Boomerang children refers to the growing number of young adults who have moved back into their parents’ home after time out of the house, say at a four-year stint at college. With the latest crop of college grads having gone through the pomp and circumstance of commencement, a new flood of able-bodied college grads has entered the workforce. Or not. With the “r word”—

dNeero

2008-12-27T14:14:00.001+09:00

Stand by Me

2008-12-25T14:43:00.002+09:00

Playing For Change: Song Around the World | Stand By Me Playing For Change: Song Around the World | Stand By Me @ Yahoo! Video

U.S. प्रेजिडेंट ElectBarack Obama's Victory Speech

2008-11-06T06:33:00.003+09:00

Hello, Chicago.If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three

Newly Elect U.S. President Barack Obama

2008-11-06T04:26:00.002+09:00

The newly elect U.S. President Barack Obama gave his speech in a steel-reinforced stage (which measure about 10 feet high and 15 feet long and are about two and a half inches thick) in Chicago. The crowd roared in approval when CNN declared that Obama had surpassed 270 electoral votes by 11:00 p.m. Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States on November 4th, 2008 in

MAKE MONEY!

2008-10-28T03:08:00.000+09:00

I just can't believe this new site! I have tried other sites and I hardly earn from them. There are sites that I have been answering questions for months but I hardly earn a dollar. There are sites that I can earn $5 for discussions but this new site I found...It is amazing. I just answered few surveys and I already have $27! Yey for me! This is my favorite site now. Enjoy and earn money!

Wasted

2008-10-18T14:16:00.011+09:00

Raccoons love to steal all your garbage, get wasted and then party!Raccoon Party! @ Yahoo! Video

dNeero

2008-10-10T13:08:00.000+09:00

Returning Favors

2008-08-17T13:27:00.003+09:00

I find this interesting. "the norm of reciprocity -- one of the best-studied norms in psychology -- is a powerful factor here: You've offered to do a favor for that person, so now that person is going to be motivated to return the favor." Well, I guess, if I want something from someone I'll just use this concept. Wink!

Sticking with cyber-communication

2008-08-09T02:20:00.000+09:00

source: Yahoo Most of us have heard that countless couples have been formed through online dating. At a wedding, I even heard a couple thank an online dating site in their vows! While I credit the Web for producing countless love matches, technology can often put too many screens up between us. We develop superficial relationships over text, instant messenging, and email. After getting

kilig mode

2008-08-04T03:08:00.001+09:00

you know, when i said i knew little about love...well, that wasn't true. i know a lot about love. i've seen it. i've seen centuries and centuries of it. it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. all those wars. pain and lies. hate. made me to turn away and never look down again. but to see the way mankind loves...you can search the furthest reaches of the universe and

We can definitely change the world. Just one Act of Random Kindness will do.

2008-08-04T01:12:00.002+09:00

It's pretty amazing to know that Genesis 6:14 can be about love. A very interesting, notable line when Freeman explained to Joan, "A love story. Believing in each other. Standing by each other. Side by side." She struggles in keeping her family together while her husband's busy with ark-building. He added, "If someone asks for patience, you think God will them patience? Or will He give

Dad, can I ask you something?

2008-08-03T23:55:00.001+09:00

Ideas have been pouring out. But what and how to write it seems to be juggling in my mind because I want to keep it interesting as I share something about myself. As usual, it's now six in the morning and I couldn't find my spot in my tiny bed even just to drowse off. Guess what? I am surfing the net. Hahaha...Well, going to my favorite sites to watch TV shows can be boring. Yeah, for four

Lazy Blogger

2008-07-31T16:33:00.002+09:00

Abject apologies I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I permit myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with waiting for a fine young gentleman to propose, learning to fart the theme to

myLot

2008-07-29T15:55:00.005+09:00

get paid by interacting! i just started using myLot.com, a social interactive group. this is an innovative way for people who wants to make money on-line and gain new friends as you share your ideas by attending to discussions or just simply start a discussion.sign up here! if you're interested.after making an account, myLot will direct you in adding your interests (this may take a while but it's

Total Solar Eclipse

2008-07-27T15:15:00.008+09:00

it was March 18, 1988. a regular day for a student like me who's more excited with the upcoming summer vacation than the total solar eclipse that everybody has been talking about. my science teacher told us to bring our handmade sun disk eyeglasses. i forgot mine, so the only way i could look at it is through a provided by someone i can't remember who batyang bakal na may lamang malinis na

when the heat is on

2008-07-18T12:29:00.011+09:00

my hammy's having a hard time with humidityhe moves around to find a cool spotas if sleeping, eyes wide openno successso i gave him a bathhe rests on my finger whenever he gets tiredthen again, swimmin' around in my sinkthen crawls back to my hand when he's donelickin'and lickin' some moreand now the treat!chocolate ice cream! yum! yum! yum!yaaawwnnn...then off to sleepsigh...well, i did a good

Bertdi

2008-07-16T21:47:00.005+09:00

Predicted earthquake on July 18. Philippines.8.1 in magnitude.Today's my birthday.Earthquake. 4th grade. 1990.Intensity 7.8Other significant events.Wonderin'.July 16th 1769 The first Roman Catholic mission in California was dedicated at the site of present-day San Diego. 1790 The U.S. Congress designated the District of

welceme beck

2008-07-14T20:52:00.004+09:00

Beck's new album, Modern Guilt.The only song that I can remember (back in the 90's), Loser, which was a hit, of course.Lookin'.

para

2008-07-06T00:02:00.004+09:00

'ma, para ho sa tabi.'ayan lagi sinasabi kapag dapat o gusto mo nang bumaba ng dyip. pero ano ba talaga ibig sabihin noon?naisip ko lang...malamang galing sa salitang portuguese ang para na ang ibig sabihin, tigil (marami kasi akong katrabahong braziliano, ang salita nila portuguese).sigurado ako, nasambit iyan ni magellan nung mga kapanahunang pinalilibutan na siya nang tribo ni lapu-lapu.

humachoo

2008-07-05T23:49:00.008+09:00

masama pakiramdam ko. para akong magkakasakit. makati ang lalamunan, masakit ang ulo, mainit ang pakiramdam at paminsan-minsan may tumutulong sipon na parang tubig. singhot tuloy ako ng singhot habang nasa trabaho. aba naman kasi, yung intsik na katabi ko sa linya ay achang ng achang.oo. achang. kse sabi niya 'achaa!' habang lumilipad sa ere ang libu-libong germs galing sa kanyang bahing.

you name it

2008-07-05T21:30:00.005+09:00

This can be fun. ———————— For the instructions, add your name on the list and simply spell out your name using the given Japanese letter-- translations below. Tag six of your friends and inform them of the tag. Have fun. TRANSLATION: A - ka G - ji M - rin S - ari Y - fu B - tu H - ri N - to T - chi Z - zi C - mi I - ki O - mo U - do D - te

Manny Pacquiao

2008-07-05T21:20:00.002+09:00

In 8,362 crowd, mostly Filipinos and not to mention Boston Celtics’ presence , favorably cheered for Pacman as he enters the ring in Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 28th of June 2008, Saturday. From 130 lbs to 135 lbs to fight the defending Lightweight champion, David Diaz, Mexican-American from Chicago. Having said that the Mexican-American had defeated the Olympian champion Marquez, Diaz was

not so distant future

2008-06-30T00:05:00.003+09:00

what if humans can travel faster than light or in a more average way of looking, as fast as the speed of light considering when the actual speed of light in a vacuum is exactly equal to 299,792,458 metres per second (approximately 186,282.4 miles per second)? it would be like bending time space or literally stopping the time at that given moment. then time travel can be reconsidered? to be faster

she was then

2008-06-22T20:44:00.003+09:00

as a child i thought i was the only one who has the longest name. that proved to be true in my own theory whenever i have to practice writing my complete name in a paper (with blue and red alternate lines as my guide), i have to be the last one to say, "i'm through ma'am." then my teacher will have her red ballpoint pen checked my work. i still have to get five stars though because it can be a

blessed land

2008-06-14T23:18:00.001+09:00

kailangan ko itong idagdag kasi hindi ako mapakali at pakiramdam ko makakalimutan ko ito.sinuportahan ni Uncle Sam o ni G.W. Bush paid by the U.S. gov't ang pader sa may west bank kasi baka magkaroon ng World War 3. Nung WW2 kasi ang mga hudyo ang tinira ng mga Nazi sa paniniwala nila sa aryan supremacy, na ang pangunahing dahilan daw ay nagmula sila sa angkan ng mga taong galing sa Atlantis na

manood ka

2008-06-11T13:13:00.001+09:00

Kapapanood ko lang ng You Don't Mess With The Zohan. Natural mente, tumawa ako nang tumawa. Paborito ko si Adam Sandler at halos lahat ng pelikulang pinagbidahan niya ay napanood ko na. Pero ang pelikulang ito ay kakaiba. Sabi ng ibang kritiko ito ay isang 'Israeli movie.' Sang-ayon naman ako doon. Ito ay sumisimbolo sa mga kaganapan sa pagitan nang ng mga Israeli at Palestinian. at ang

freewriting

2008-06-10T11:57:00.002+09:00

hindi ako manunulat. hindi ako makata. hindi ako magaling sumulat pero kailangan kong sumulat. kailangan kong isulat kung anumang bumabagabag sa isip ko kse pakiramdam ko kung hindi ito maililimbag, napupuno ang utak ko. pero kung tutuusin, hindi naman. nag-aral ako ng sikolohiya at alam kong hindi ito basta-basta napupuno. ang totoo nagagamit lang natin ang 10% ng ating utak kaya paano ito