Patty The Mutt vs Brownie the Chow-chow

I heard you barking.  Yeah, and who gives a damn anyway?  Girl, you're a bitch.  A snob bitch.  So, never, ever bark like an insecure common mutt.  Rather, bark and how like a dignified bitch.  Yeah, sure she has that fluffly brown fur.  But can you imagine her all wet? Hahaha! She would definitely loose the looks.  But you?! Whoa1 hold on girl.  You're stunning with your shiny black fur, wet or dry.  You may stink like a true askal, but the dogs love you.  :-)

I love my bitch, patty.  :-)